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Prophet and the founder of Manichaeism
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,561stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,445thLargest Retail Industry: 27,834th
The Free Land of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Mani Hayya

Population3.485 billion

CurrencyCompassion
AnimalHuman

The Free Land of Mani Hayya is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.485 billion Mani Hayyans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The very strong Mani Hayyan economy, worth 188 trillion Compassions a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 54,068 Compassions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,167 per year while the poor average 13,718, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is moderate. Mani Hayya's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mani Hayya is ranked 81,143rd in the world and 15th in The Temple at the End of the Universe for Most Stationary, with 597.65522166708 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,561stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,445thLargest Retail Industry: 27,834th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger.
  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Mani Hayya, atheists refusing to attend church are heavily fined by the government.
  • : Mani Hayya was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".

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