The Best Christmas Football Club of Mancheseva City is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pep Guardiola with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.166 billion Cityzens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etihad Stadium. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cityzen economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,183 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, Pep Guardiola's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown. Mancheseva City's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Mancheseva City is ranked 262,202^nd in the world and 932^nd in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.