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Most Influential: 1,389th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,082nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,261st
The Rat of
Left-Leaning College State
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Population6.404 billion


CurrencyMalphaen Denarius
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rat of Malphe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Horsell with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.404 billion Rats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodentine economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Malphaen Denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,632 Malphaen Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Malphe's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Malphe is ranked 119,323rd in the world and 6,606th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Influential: 1,389thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,082ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,835thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,218thBest Weather: 5,536thRudest Citizens: 5,940thMost Developed: 6,051stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,259thMost Efficient Economies: 6,322ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,453rdSmartest Citizens: 6,826thMost Cultured: 6,847thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,011thNicest Citizens: 7,296thMost Secular: 7,787thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,793rdMost Inclusive: 8,580thTop
Nudest: 8,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,488thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,961stHighest Average Incomes: 10,969thHealthiest Citizens: 11,074thHighest Economic Output: 13,765thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,425thLargest Governments: 14,879th
Most Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 269th in the regionNudest: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 298th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 301st in the regionBest Weather: 304th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 304th in the regionRudest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Cultured: 332nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 345th in the regionMost Developed: 365th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 373rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 378th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 404th in the regionMost Secular: 405th in the regionNicest Citizens: 416th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 449th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 507th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 508th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 523rd in the regionMost Influential: 584th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 605th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 619th in the regionLargest Populations: 635th in the regionLargest Governments: 700th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 851st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 862nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 872nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 908th in the region

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