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Live and let die
Largest Retail Industry: 265thMost Secular: 393rdRudest Citizens: 432nd
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Malopolanie

Population13.34 billion

CurrencyKrakus
Animaldragon

The Kingdom of Malopolanie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.34 billion Malopolanieans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malopolaniean economy, worth a remarkable 5,292 trillion Krakuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 396,748 Krakuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, the government loves seeing the little people fight, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime is totally unknown. Malopolanie's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malopolanie is ranked 873rd in the world and 35th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,419.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 265thMost Secular: 393rdRudest Citizens: 432ndMost Efficient Economies: 486thHighest Disposable Incomes: 583rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 873rdHighest Average Incomes: 998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,083rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,339thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,807thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,883rdSmartest Citizens: 2,073rdHighest Economic Output: 2,357thLargest Black Market: 2,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,624thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,661stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,917thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,145thMost Developed: 3,209thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,288thLargest Governments: 3,319thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,818thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,955thMost Cultured: 5,768thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,268thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,713thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,191stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,024thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,177thHighest Food Quality: 11,942ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,056thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,185thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,238thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,605thMost Influential: 23,938thLargest Populations: 24,120thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,579th
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 88th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 141st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 142nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 248th in the regionMost Cultured: 259th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 282nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 294th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 318th in the regionMost Stationary: 327th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 395th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 481st in the regionLargest Populations: 595th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 636th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malopolanie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Malopolanie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Malopolanie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Malopolanie was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.

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