The United Free Republics of Mallissa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Constellis with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.45 billion Mallissans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savoiia. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallissan economy, worth 141 trillion Ƚotis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,486 Ƚotis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, the Mallissan Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and mollycoddled youths run the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mallissa's national animal is the Black Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mallissa is ranked 188,763^rd in the world and 606^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 38.67 on the Hayek Index.