Population | 2.968 billion |
Capital | Marsalia |
Leader | Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy |
Faith | Lol no |
Currency | Gold Malleon |
Animal | Zombie Barberi Lion |
The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.968 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 387 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,662 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Mallesia has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.
Mallesia is ranked 25,546th in the world and 104th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mallesia was endorsed by
The Fifth Dual Republics of Kanokla.
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Mallesia was endorsed by
The Dictatorship of Bensonsign.
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Mallesia was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Corsovica.
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Mallesia was endorsed by
The Owls Kitchen Host of Owlograd.
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Mallesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Whistleblower Protection Act".
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Mallesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Embassy".
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Mallesia was endorsed by
The Parliamentary Republic of Scravovia.
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Mallesia was endorsed by
The United Republic of Abalucia.
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Mallesia was endorsed by
The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia.
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Mallesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Northern Borland".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 163 » Northern German Federation,
Thracia Republic,
Saint Domingo,
Regnum Italiae,
Republic of Satherland,
Yahlia,
GanymedEuropa,
Alsted,
Irminsulia,
The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth,
St Scarlett,
Slavorussia,
Elisabethshagen,
Nardin,
North of Americas,
The New Nordic Union,
Aragonja,
Ostermarch,
Slavonia and Srijem,
Galway-Dublin,
Purgatio,
Monkistan,
Brakanistan,
Wombelland,
Soviet Taoistan,
Saiwania,
Chioganah,
Falvaard,
Wessex and Cornwall,
Stromia,
Lieges,
Leszno,
Lovisa,
Nuweland,
Outer Sparta,
Arorska,
Nea Europa,
Dark Matter,
Umeria,
Imperium Anglorum,
The Wretched of this Earth,
Thracia and Crimea,
Leranditale,
Germany Third Reich,
Baycanistan,
New Touraine,
Socialist Balkans,
Parliamentary Laramidia,
The Mongol Plain,
Cytadela, and 113 others.
Yoannes,
Boldia,
Supcotia,
ENOTRIA,
Estonesia,
An Clar,
Betasia,
Pilipinas and Malaya,
Lord Sapre,
Trixeland,
Neuchateau,
Maritzal,
British Norklon,
Cherised Lands of Galicia,
Toaddia,
Belmoren,
Durlia,
IllyrianAlbania,
Walfo,
Shagolaa,
Eritei,
Maanenland,
Greater Tomland,
The Scandinavian Realm,
Velosia,
Thils,
Kalifer and Baska,
The-British-Isles,
New Ylicia,
Prussian-Union,
Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire,
Kardjali,
Super Happy Land,
Feria-Alkaline,
Rotenstein,
Valskraa,
Godefargen,
Evergreen Keys,
Apollonivm,
Jim the Baptist,
Invernessia,
Continental Social Democrats,
TF1 TASK FORCE 1,
The Champions League,
Chronus,
Someseni,
Ausvelt,
State Of Kian,
Savinecross,
Sloburg,
Destyntine,
The Seven Provinces,
Abject Ludicrosity,
The Kingdom of Denmark,
Terdiatlans,
Jahass,
Lodhs beard,
Shaor,
Sienkahn,
The Reunited Yugoslavs,
Alternan,
The States of Texas and Arkansas,
Enway,
Meropis,
Rivierenland,
Drew Durrnil,
Crestphalia,
The New Mexican Confederation,
Othenhiem,
Seims,
Sukitopia,
Francitanie,
Grodisze,
Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg,
Vieternozsk,
Northwest Isles,
Wiener-Neustadt,
Canovium,
Bareu,
Dalmannia,
Azitupia,
Desibia,
Apabeossie,
Ukallingrad,
Greater Icelandia,
Ambung,
Old World Order,
NorthPortugal,
The Fair Republic,
Fjarrej,
Rogueda,
South St Maarten,
Exori Vis,
Novabritannia,
Escalver,
Rawando,
Hafrsa,
Castelblancia,
Dizgovzy,
Socialist Benelux,
Romana Imperium de Italia,
Pavaludia,
Viscland,
Arlanisa,
Vostokian Union,
Mons Graupius,
United Engiresco,
Socialist Soviet Armenia,
Abalucia,
Scravovia,
Owlograd,
Corsovica, and
Kanokla.