Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,340thMost Influential: 1,401stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,279th
The Red Joint Commonwealth of
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Population2.968 billion

LeaderPrime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy
FaithLol no

CurrencyGold Malleon
AnimalZombie Barberi Lion

The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.968 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 387 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,662 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Mallesia has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 25,546th in the world and 104th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,340thMost Influential: 1,401stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,279thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,150thRudest Citizens: 5,415thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,933rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,610thMost Armed: 6,650thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,629thMost Secular: 8,147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,182ndSafest: 8,606thNicest Citizens: 8,963rdMost Developed: 8,993rdSmartest Citizens: 9,722ndMost Inclusive: 9,793rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,912thMost Cultured: 11,179thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,506thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,365thMost Efficient Economies: 14,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,054thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,597thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,668thLargest Governments: 15,941stMost Politically Free: 15,973rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,235thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,397thHealthiest Citizens: 18,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,559thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,186th
Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 69th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 79th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 104th in the regionMost Secular: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 116th in the region

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