Most Influential: 1,000thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,370thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,322nd
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Population3.407 billion

LeaderPrime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy
FaithLol no

CurrencyGold Malleon
AnimalZombie Barberi Lion

The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.407 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 429 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,960 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Mallesia has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 46,382nd in the world and 318th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 429 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 1,000thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,370thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,322ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,364thRudest Citizens: 5,585thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,728thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,119thMost Armed: 7,124thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,921stMost Secular: 8,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,370thSafest: 8,713thMost Developed: 9,063rdNicest Citizens: 9,179thSmartest Citizens: 9,949thMost Inclusive: 9,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,326thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,331stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,499thMost Cultured: 11,311thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,634thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,732ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,651stMost Politically Free: 15,809thLargest Governments: 15,952ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,520thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,459thBest Weather: 20,876thHighest Average Incomes: 21,214thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,929th
Most Politically Free: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 73rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 81st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 111th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 114th in the regionMost Secular: 115th in the regionNudest: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 124th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 127th in the region

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