Population | 7.881 billion |
Capital | Nwakchot |
Leader | Hamza Ould Yahya |
Faith | Sunni Islam |
Currency | ouguiya |
Animal | Arabian bustard |
The Islamic Republic of Maliki Mauritania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hamza Ould Yahya with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.881 billion Mauritanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nwakchot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Mauritanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion ouguiyas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,160 ouguiyas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 695,873 per year while the poor average 26,678, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.
Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maliki Mauritania's national animal is the Arabian bustard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.
Maliki Mauritania is ranked 81,665th in the world and 28th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 592.04532942408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, it's never "just a game" with Mauritanian sports fans.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.