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La 'ilāha 'il-Allāh Hamza Ould Yahya
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,781stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,539th
The Islamic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Maliki Mauritania

Population7.881 billion

CapitalNwakchot
LeaderHamza Ould Yahya
FaithSunni Islam

Currencyouguiya
AnimalArabian bustard

The Islamic Republic of Maliki Mauritania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hamza Ould Yahya with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.881 billion Mauritanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nwakchot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mauritanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion ouguiyas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,160 ouguiyas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 695,873 per year while the poor average 26,678, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maliki Mauritania's national animal is the Arabian bustard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Maliki Mauritania is ranked 81,665th in the world and 28th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 592.04532942408 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,781stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,539thMost Efficient Economies: 6,894thLargest Mining Sector: 7,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,294thLargest Black Market: 8,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,043rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,168thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,279thNudest: 9,732ndLargest Governments: 10,555thLowest Crime Rates: 10,599thMost Secular: 12,544thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,631stMost Cultured: 14,820thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,492ndMost Authoritarian: 18,389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,041stLargest Retail Industry: 19,851stMost Developed: 20,028thMost Conservative: 20,066thHighest Economic Output: 20,841stMost Patriotic: 21,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,418thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,446thMost Influential: 25,646th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, it's never "just a game" with Mauritanian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Maliki Mauritania, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.

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