Population | 23.969 billion |
Leader | Malcolm |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | griffin |
The Dictatorship of Malcolm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Malcolm with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.969 billion subjects are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.
The strong Malcolm economy, worth 812 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 33,914 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,578 per year while the poor average 1,822, a ratio of 126 to 1.
Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and Malcolm has just been declared ruler of Malcolm in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Malcolm's national animal is the griffin, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Malcolm is ranked 172,878th in the world and 2,531st in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 92.56780881212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malcolm's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Malcolm relocated from Osiris to The South Pacific.
- : Malcolm was refounded in Osiris.
- : Malcolm ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
- : Malcolm was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Hive of Delthorensdale, killing 66 million zombies.
- : Malcolm was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of 3121622 Card Storage, curing 4 million infected.
- : Malcolm was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of 3121622 Card Office, curing 10 million infected.
- : Malcolm was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free Puppet of Random Faraway Puppet in TSP, curing 6 million infected.
- : Malcolm was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Waartu, curing 13 million infected.
- : Malcolm was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Nationlandw, curing 5 million infected.