NATION

PASSWORD

Dentist is gud
Most Secular: 3,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,430thMost Influential: 5,817th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Malayn

Population844 million

CurrencyMalan
Animalorca

The Republic of Malayn is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 844 million Malaynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malaynian economy, worth 104 trillion Malans a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,122 Malans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malayn's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malayn is ranked 17,553rd in the world and 295th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,881.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Top
5%
Most Secular: 3,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,430thMost Influential: 5,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,294thSafest: 6,302ndMost Pacifist: 6,996thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,675thHealthiest Citizens: 9,139thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,412thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,551stNicest Citizens: 9,974thMost Developed: 10,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,378thMost Inclusive: 11,418thSmartest Citizens: 13,414thTop
10%
Highest Food Quality: 14,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,959thLowest Crime Rates: 17,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,452ndBest Weather: 17,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,729thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,249thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,977thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,869thLargest Governments: 22,136thHighest Average Incomes: 24,196th
Top
5%
Most Secular: 62nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 122nd in the regionSafest: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 150th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Malayn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Malayn.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Malaynian democracy.

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