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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,839thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,471stMost Influential: 5,592nd
The Workers' Democratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Mal SUncu

Population1.877 billion

Capitallol-u-succ
LeaderHoxton
FaithMarxism

Currencylira
Animalwolf

The Workers' Democratic Republic of Mal SUncu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hoxton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.877 billion mallar are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lol-u-succ. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient mal economy, worth 224 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,618 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, military funding has been stripped back, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mal SUncu's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

Mal SUncu is ranked 18,888th in the world and 583rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 80.36 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,839thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,471stMost Influential: 5,592ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,803rdMost Inclusive: 7,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,939thMost Pacifist: 8,324thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,628thNicest Citizens: 8,918thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,005thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,373rdHighest Food Quality: 10,495thMost Developed: 10,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,845thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,935thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,464thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,008thLargest Governments: 12,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,271stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,766thBest Weather: 13,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,097thHealthiest Citizens: 14,483rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,773rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,110thMost Efficient Economies: 16,170thMost Secular: 16,613thLowest Crime Rates: 17,552ndMost Cultured: 17,889thSmartest Citizens: 18,275thMost Income Equality: 18,888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,810thLargest Retail Industry: 24,391stHighest Average Incomes: 26,323rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 95th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 150th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180th in the regionMost Inclusive: 183rd in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mal SUncu, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Mal SUncu was endorsed by The People's Republic of Repolaa.
  • : Following new legislation in Mal SUncu, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
  • : Mal SUncu endorsed The United Socialist States of Belarusball.
  • : Mal SUncu was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Belarusball.
  • : Mal SUncu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mal SUncu, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Mal SUncu, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Mal SUncu, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in Mal SUncu, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.

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