The Workers' Democratic Republic of Mal SUncu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hoxton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.877 billion mallar are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lol-u-succ. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient mal economy, worth 224 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,618 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, military funding has been stripped back, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mal SUncu's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

Mal SUncu is ranked 18,888^th in the world and 583^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 80.36 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.