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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,084thLargest Retail Industry: 3,516thRudest Citizens: 3,626th
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Mal McNews

Population376 million



The Free Land of Mal McNews is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 376 million Mal McNewsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citytownplace. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The powerhouse Mal McNewsian economy, worth 31.7 trillion monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,260 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Visions of giant pink turtles are a common side effect after Mal McNewsians eat their meals, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mal McNews's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Mal McNews is ranked 47,840th in the world and 2,157th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 64.61 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,084thLargest Retail Industry: 3,516thRudest Citizens: 3,626thMost Influential: 4,754thHighest Crime Rates: 7,062ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,386thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,495thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,557thHighest Drug Use: 12,078thMost Armed: 13,665thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,284th
Highest Drug Use: 152nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 169th in the regionRudest Citizens: 199th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 226th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 305th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Armed: 478th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 622nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 668th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 792nd in the regionNudest: 843rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 878th in the region

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