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Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,341stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,842ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,846th
The Little bit of a baka of
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Makasta but he Gambled all his

Population5.775 billion

Currencydollar
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The Little bit of a baka of Makasta but he Gambled all his is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 5.775 billion Makasta but he Gambled all hisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The powerhouse Makasta but he Gambled all hisian economy, worth 466 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,862 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makasta but he Gambled all his's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Makasta but he Gambled all his is ranked 97,073rd in the world and 873rd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.23 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,341stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,842ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,263rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 265th in the regionNicest Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 345th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 490th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 547th in the regionBest Weather: 623rd in the regionMost Conservative: 684th in the regionMost Devout: 708th in the regionLargest Populations: 739th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 746th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 873rd in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Makasta but he Gambled all his.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Makasta but he Gambled all his, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.

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