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Long Live the Proletariat Revolution!
Most Patriotic: 1,759thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,177thLowest Crime Rates: 5,802nd
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mainistan

Population879 million

CapitalMaini City
LeaderMaini

CurrencyRupee
AnimalEagle

The United Socialist States of Mainistan is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Maini with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 879 million Mainistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maini City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mainistanian economy, worth 120 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 136,635 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mainistan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mainistan is ranked 178,049th in the world and 977th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 1,759thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,177thLowest Crime Rates: 5,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,128thMost Authoritarian: 6,672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,847thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,252ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,452ndLargest Governments: 11,051stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,810thMost Conservative: 12,237thTop
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Safest: 13,176thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,445thMost Developed: 18,546thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,850thLargest Mining Sector: 18,926thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,113thHighest Average Incomes: 19,301stMost Secular: 19,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,972ndSmartest Citizens: 22,536th
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Most Patriotic: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 90th in the regionMost Extreme: 92nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 155th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 164th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, much of Mainistan's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, billions of Rupees are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Mainistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Mainistan, nations across the world are quick to praise Maini's good looks and intellectual prowess.

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