The United Socialist States of Mainistan is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Maini with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 879 million Mainistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maini City. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mainistanian economy, worth 120 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 136,635 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mainistan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mainistan is ranked 178,049^th in the world and 977^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.