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¡Peleando la guerra en busca de lá unidad! Giovanna Maia
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,312thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,519thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,036th
The República Federal of
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Maialands

Population945 million

CapitalChichén Itzá
LeaderGiovanna Maia

CurrencyMaian
AnimalPuma

The República Federal of Maialands is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Giovanna Maia with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 945 million Maialandsianos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chichén Itzá. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maialandsian economy, worth 88.1 trillion Maians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 93,263 Maians, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,617 per year while the poor average 15,414, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maialands's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maialands is ranked 31,299th in the world and 3rd in IADN for Most Cultured, scoring 78 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,312thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,519thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,036thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,921stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,045thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,404thHighest Food Quality: 22,460thMost Developed: 22,979thMost Inclusive: 24,517thBest Weather: 30,443rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maialands, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Maialands, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Maialands, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Maialands, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
  • : Following new legislation in Maialands, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Maialands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Maialands, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Maialands, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Maialands changed its national leader to "Giovanna Maia" and its nation type to "República Federal".
  • : Following new legislation in Maialands, Giovanna Maia has just been declared ruler of Maialands in an international press conference.

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