Population | 4.317 billion |
Capital | Martey |
Leader | Jozo Mahin Tito |
Faith | Mahinism |
Currency | maj |
Animal | Eagle |
The Democratic States of Mahinslavia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jozo Mahin Tito with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.317 billion Mahinslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Martey. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mahinslavian economy, worth 831 trillion majs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 192,581 majs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mahinslavia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mahinism.
Mahinslavia is ranked 116,547th in the world and 1,881st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 321.62346082752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mahinslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Mahinslavia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Mahinslavia, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes.
- : Following new legislation in Mahinslavia, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
- : Following new legislation in Mahinslavia, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
- : Following new legislation in Mahinslavia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Mahinslavia's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Mahinslavia, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Mahinslavia, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
- : Following new legislation in Mahinslavia, Mahinslavian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.