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Largest Populations: 62ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 470thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 699th
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Magikarpia

Population46.058 billion

Currencyscail
Animalmagikarp

The Empire of Magikarpia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.058 billion Magikarpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Magikarpian economy, worth a remarkable 7,826 trillion scails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,930 scails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magikarpia's national animal is the magikarp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Magikarpia is ranked 147,507th in the world and 3,118th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 172.67323671128 days.

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Largest Populations: 62ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 470thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 699thLowest Crime Rates: 785thHighest Economic Output: 1,464thHealthiest Citizens: 1,493rdSafest: 1,510thMost Developed: 1,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,977thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,276thLargest Governments: 3,995thMost Patriotic: 4,264thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,664thSmartest Citizens: 4,786thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,984thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,672ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,516thHighest Average Incomes: 16,032ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,258thMost Secular: 21,777thMost Conservative: 23,090thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,273rdMost Authoritarian: 26,610th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 83rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 178th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 198th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 218th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 231st in the regionMost Patriotic: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 277th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 714th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 746th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 761st in the regionMost Conservative: 897th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 926th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Magikarpia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
  • : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Magikarpia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years.
  • : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, concussed magikarpball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.

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