Population | 46.058 billion |
Currency | scail |
Animal | magikarp |
The Empire of Magikarpia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.058 billion Magikarpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Magikarpian economy, worth a remarkable 7,826 trillion scails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,930 scails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magikarpia's national animal is the magikarp, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Magikarpia is ranked 147,507th in the world and 3,118th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 172.67323671128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Magikarpia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
- : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Magikarpia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years.
- : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, concussed magikarpball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Magikarpia, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.