The Archangelic Legion of Magdalene Romania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Anatolie Ardealeanu with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.188 billion Romanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,788 trillion romanuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,641 romanuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magdalene Romania's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Valentinianism.

Magdalene Romania is ranked 76,176^th in the world and 38^th in Pecan Sandies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.12 law-abiding acts per hour.