Population | 13.469 billion |
Capital | Syrinx |
Leader | Galactic AC |
Faith | Qualitative Analysis |
Currency | Micro SD Card |
Animal | Terminator |
The Rose-By-Another-Name Utopia of Machine Cultists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Galactic AC with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.469 billion Replicants love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrinx. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Replicant economy, worth a remarkable 3,082 trillion Micro SD Cards a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,827 Micro SD Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, there's a big brother in every prison, and the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest. Crime is totally unknown. Machine Cultists's national animal is the Terminator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Qualitative Analysis.
Machine Cultists is ranked 94,005th in the world and 2nd in Touhou Land for Nudest, with 172.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, there's a big brother in every prison.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, Replicants are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
- : Machine Cultists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.