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jan pali pi ma ale o kulupu! o weka li linja sina!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,266thMost Pacifist: 7,746th
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Ma pi kulupu

Population264 million

Capitalma tomo Kapito

Currencymani
Animalkijetesantakalu

The United Socialist States of Ma pi kulupu is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 264 million ma pi kulupuans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ma tomo Kapito. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ma pi kulupuan economy, worth 8.36 trillion manis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 31,676 manis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ma pi kulupu's national animal is the kijetesantakalu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ma pi kulupu is ranked 9,183rd in the world and 327th in The Communist Bloc for Most Influential, scoring 6,155 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,600thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,266thMost Pacifist: 7,746thMost Influential: 9,183rdMost Income Equality: 9,796thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,581stNicest Citizens: 12,101stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,549thTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,630thSafest: 15,710thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,763rdBest Weather: 15,950thHealthiest Citizens: 17,093rdHighest Food Quality: 18,175thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,462ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,578thLargest Governments: 24,235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,845thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,667thMost Cultured: 26,518thSmartest Citizens: 26,589th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionMost Devout: 145th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ma pi kulupu, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ma pi kulupu, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Ma pi kulupu, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Ma pi kulupu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Cultured, and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ma pi kulupu, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ma pi kulupu, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Ma pi kulupu, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Ma pi kulupu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Ma pi kulupu, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Ma pi kulupu, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".

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