The Rogue Nation of LYNNblim is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 254 million LYNNblimians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 62.0%.
The strong LYNNblimian economy, worth 15.0 trillion Pesos blimos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,164 Pesos blimos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Leader in ermine and velvet garb, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LYNNblim's national animal is the Formiga , which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
LYNNblim is ranked 290,419th in the world and 23rd in Kazi Syed Mrinmoy Ornob Amin Miah Nama for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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LYNNblim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
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LYNNblim, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
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LYNNblim, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Leader in ermine and velvet garb.
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LYNNblim, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
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LYNNblim, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor.
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LYNNblim's influence in Kazi Syed Mrinmoy Ornob Amin Miah Nama rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
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LYNNblim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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LYNNblim, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
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LYNNblim, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader.
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LYNNblim, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.