The Adamantine Imperium of Luzfria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by William Octavius with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.691 billion Luzfrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UnLuzfria. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luzfrian economy, worth 241 trillion Imperas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,100 Imperas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Luzfrian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luzfria's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Luzfrian Thought.

Luzfria is ranked 236,901^st in the world and 1,412^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.