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PASSWORD

He who has no love has no knowledge of God...
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,132ndMost Devout: 4,169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,104th
The Confederation of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lutheran Commonwealth

Population10.584 billion

CapitalOslo
LeaderPresident Norman
FaithLutheranism

Currencyrose
Animaldove

The Confederation of Lutheran Commonwealth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Norman with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.584 billion Lutherans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lutheran economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion roses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,203 roses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People say chess victor President Norman can kill you with mind-bullets, the Lutheran Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of doves and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lutheran Commonwealth's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Lutheran Commonwealth is ranked 27,718th in the world and 28th in Right to Life for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.45 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,132ndMost Devout: 4,169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,363rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,018thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,867thMost Primitive: 15,180thLowest Crime Rates: 15,472ndMost Conservative: 16,171stMost Developed: 16,580thHealthiest Citizens: 17,929thHighest Economic Output: 18,082ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,614thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,740th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the region

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  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Lutheran Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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