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Most Patriotic: 6,249thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,920thMost Authoritarian: 10,431st
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Lusitanian State

Population1.162 billion



The Armed Republic of Lusitanian State is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.162 billion Lusitanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lusitania. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lusitanian Statean economy, worth 57.7 trillion Caralhoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,627 Caralhoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, and citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lusitanian State's national animal is the Bacalhau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lusitanian State is ranked 236,273rd in the world and 180th in Portugal for Smartest Citizens, with 14.25 quips per hour.

Most Patriotic: 6,249thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,920thMost Authoritarian: 10,431stMost Influential: 12,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,066thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,882ndMost Conservative: 24,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,624thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,543rd
Most Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the region

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