The Teitoku of Lurklife 14 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lavander Luras with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.621 billion Lurklife 14ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paramushiru Hakuchi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The strong Lurklife 14ian economy, worth 554 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,308 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, the single fish caught by Lurklife 14ian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Lurklife 14's thriving fisheries, and Lurklife 14 isn't what it used to be. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lurklife 14's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is eravarina.

Lurklife 14 is ranked 151,273^rd in the world and 2,705^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 18.95 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.