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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 424thMost Compassionate Citizens: 715thMost Pacifist: 780th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lunar beetles

Population3.846 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Lunar beetles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.846 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunarian economy, worth 770 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,232 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Lunar beetles's radio stations, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and gossip magazines have pictures of Santa Claus sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunar beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Lunar beetles is ranked 4,383rd in the world and 80th in World of Beetles for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,455.1 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 424thMost Compassionate Citizens: 715thMost Pacifist: 780thNicest Citizens: 793rdMost Inclusive: 818thSafest: 942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 989thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,168thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,179thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,524thHighest Food Quality: 1,565thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,721stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,141stLargest Governments: 2,145thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,176thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,212thBest Weather: 2,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,375thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,513thMost Developed: 2,586thHealthiest Citizens: 2,678thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,835thLowest Crime Rates: 3,026thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,057thMost Cultured: 3,363rdMost Income Equality: 3,590thSmartest Citizens: 3,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,383rdMost Secular: 4,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,144thHighest Average Incomes: 7,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,019th
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Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, gossip magazines have pictures of Santa Claus sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Lunar beetles's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, some Lunarian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Lunar beetles, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.

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