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Ludewa

Population30.732 billion

Capitalbob
Leaderbob
FaithAtheism

Currencythought
Animalanimalcule

The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by bob with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 30.732 billion Ludewans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bob. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ludewan economy, worth an astonishing 15,734 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 511,977 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Ludewa as a reminder of their "special relationship", government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ludewa's national animal is the animalcule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ludewa is ranked 200,994th in the world and 7,841st in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8thSmartest Citizens: 12thMost Secular: 33rdMost Advanced Public Education: 41stLargest Publishing Industry: 91stHighest Poor Incomes: 111thLeast Corrupt Governments: 119thMost Cultured: 136thHighest Economic Output: 144thLargest Black Market: 158thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 159thMost Inclusive: 173rdMost Rebellious Youth: 234thHighest Average Incomes: 274thMost Efficient Economies: 348thRudest Citizens: 420thHighest Crime Rates: 449thMost Beautiful Environments: 627thMost Stationary: 647thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 677thLargest Governments: 701stMost Valuable International Artwork: 733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 902ndMost Subsidized Industry: 921stHealthiest Citizens: 1,029thMost Developed: 1,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,098thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,168thMost Armed: 1,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,295thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,348thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,532ndLargest Populations: 1,986thMost Pacifist: 2,018thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,024thLargest Retail Industry: 7,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,580thTop
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Most Influential: 11,768thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,738thHighest Drug Use: 15,382ndMost Politically Free: 21,407th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Pacifist: 76th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 169th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 227th in the regionMost Politically Free: 354th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 424th in the regionNudest: 451st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 623rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 803rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Ludewa as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Ludewa, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.

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