The Kingdom of Luccon is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 294 million Lucconians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nilad. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The thriving Lucconian economy, worth 25.7 trillion Nakars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 87,347 Nakars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Lucconians any less frightened, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luccon's national animal is the Lucconian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luccon is ranked 89,683^rd in the world and 110^th in Talonia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,900.35 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.