The Incorporated States of LSP Puppet 28 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its enforced nudity, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.62 billion LSP Puppet 28ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient LSP Puppet 28ian economy, worth 65.3 trillion Banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,287 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSP Puppet 28's national animal is the Common Cards.

LSP Puppet 28 is ranked 160,306^th in the world and 90^th in Diwata for Most Primitive, scoring -73.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.