The Rogue Nation of LSN64 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.878 billion LSN64ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient LSN64ian economy, worth 468 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,826 coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN64's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN64 is ranked 82,483^rd in the world and 920^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 47,056.93 Standard Monetary Units.