The State of Loyal Colony is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.689 billion Loyal Colonyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Welfare and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The powerhouse Loyal Colonyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 43,410 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,137 per year while the poor average 2,332, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Loyal Colony has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Loyal Colony's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Loyal Colony is ranked 290,068^th in the world and 7^th in Costa Rica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.15 law-abiding acts per hour.