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Oh that this should be happening to us!
Most Patriotic: 1,676thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,880thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,470th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Lower Slobbovia
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lower Slobbovia

Population1.896 billion

CapitalSlivovitz
LeaderKing Nogoodnik

CurrencyPlastic Rasbucknik
AnimalRussian Bear

The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.896 billion Lower Slobbovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lower Slobbovian economy, worth 252 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,367 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 8,991st in the world and 2nd in The Embassy for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,393.64 tourists per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 1,676thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,880thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,470thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,069thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,018thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,371stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,604thLargest Governments: 8,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,011thHealthiest Citizens: 10,613thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,183rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,573rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,029thBest Weather: 13,234thMost Authoritarian: 13,895thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,981stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,177thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,950thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,576thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,230thHighest Average Incomes: 18,771stMost Conservative: 19,436thMost Developed: 19,606thSmartest Citizens: 19,692nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lower Slobbovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Lower Slobbovia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
  • : Lower Slobbovia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
  • : Lower Slobbovia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Dalimbar".
  • : Lower Slobbovia proposed constructing embassies between The Embassy and Aryan Emissaries.

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