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Oh that this should be happening to us!
Most Patriotic: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 801stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,126th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Powerbroker
Governor / Lower Slobbovia
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lower Slobbovia

Population7.201 billion

CapitalSlivovitz
LeaderComrade Nogoodnik
FaithEquity Amongst the Masses

CurrencyPlastic Rasbucknik
AnimalRussian Bear

The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.201 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 261,354 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, being dead no longer has any benefits, and theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.

Lower Slobbovia is ranked 43,216th in the world and 7th in The Embassy for Most Stationary, with 1,027.0621551798 days.

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Most Patriotic: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 801stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,126thLargest Governments: 1,760thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,815thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,820thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,886thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,930thMost Developed: 2,097thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,684thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,721stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,254thHealthiest Citizens: 3,346thSmartest Citizens: 3,411thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,464thHighest Average Incomes: 4,630thMost Efficient Economies: 4,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,295thBest Weather: 7,750thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,931stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,676thMost Secular: 11,303rdMost Influential: 12,096thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,320thHighest Economic Output: 13,443rdMost Cultured: 13,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,909thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,937thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,052ndMost Authoritarian: 16,214thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,802ndHighest Food Quality: 18,938thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,111th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Lower Slobbovia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
  • : Lower Slobbovia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, Lower Slobbovians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » The Hanzanburg Union, Unitarian Universalism, Schimmerland, Zah Lanordia, New Deathland, and Morgastan.

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