Population | 7.201 billion |
Capital | Slivovitz |
Leader | Comrade Nogoodnik |
Faith | Equity Amongst the Masses |
Currency | Plastic Rasbucknik |
Animal | Russian Bear |
The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Nogoodnik with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.201 billion Lower Slobbovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slivovitz. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Lower Slobbovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Plastic Rasbuckniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 261,354 Plastic Rasbuckniks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, being dead no longer has any benefits, and theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Slobbovia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Equity Amongst the Masses.
Lower Slobbovia is ranked 43,216th in the world and 7th in The Embassy for Most Stationary, with 1,027.0621551798 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, being dead no longer has any benefits.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Lower Slobbovia lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
- : Lower Slobbovia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, Lower Slobbovians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Slobbovia, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » The Hanzanburg Union, Unitarian Universalism, Schimmerland, Zah Lanordia, New Deathland, and Morgastan.