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Pride and industry
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,876thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,252ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,673rd
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hermit
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Lower Nat Lux

Population1.485 billion

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The Federation of Lower Nat Lux is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.485 billion Natiluxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 62.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Natiluxian economy, worth 242 trillion notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,112 notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Nat Lux's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lower Nat Lux is ranked 24,916th in the world and 1st in Greater Nat Lux for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,209.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,876thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,252ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,673rdNudest: 4,502ndMost Avoided: 4,638thMost Armed: 5,657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,327thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,526thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,623rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,081stHighest Average Incomes: 20,057thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,328thLargest Black Market: 21,626thMost Efficient Economies: 22,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,021stMost Advanced Public Education: 24,916thMost Secular: 26,187thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,979thMost Developed: 32,364thHighest Disposable Incomes: 33,840thMost Conservative: 33,939th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lower Nat Lux, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Nat Lux, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
  • : Lower Nat Lux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Nat Lux, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Nat Lux, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Lower Nat Lux was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Nat Lux, colonial subjects have Natiluxian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Nat Lux, racial supremacists have a burning desire to deal with immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Nat Lux, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lower Nat Lux, the big red machine has ground to a halt.

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