The Axolotriarchy of Lower Lorwitz Navilia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.008 billion Navilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Axolotnia. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Navilian economy, worth 107 trillion Navilian Guilders a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,036 Navilian Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, devotion to God is only skin-deep, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime is totally unknown. Lower Lorwitz Navilia's national animal is the Navilian Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Lower Lorwitz Navilia is ranked 10,613^th in the world and 190^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.44 bananas ingested per day.