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Think Pink
Most Authoritarian: 7,290thMost Conservative: 7,357thMost Devout: 12,325th
The Millennial Pink Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lower East Manhattan

Population1.538 billion

CapitalBrooklyn
LeaderPink Teletubby

CurrencyRuble
AnimalFlamingo

The Millennial Pink Sultanate of Lower East Manhattan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pink Teletubby with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.538 billion Lower East Manhattanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lower East Manhattanian economy, worth 67.8 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,090 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, the world outside is only known of in folklore, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower East Manhattan's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lower East Manhattan is ranked 280,505th in the world and 9,534th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 6.698259602 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 7,290thMost Conservative: 7,357thMost Devout: 12,325thMost Primitive: 12,416thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,421stHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,475thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,984th
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Most Conservative: 219th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 238th in the regionMost Extreme: 392nd in the regionMost Primitive: 510th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 606th in the regionMost Devout: 707th in the region

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