Population | 1.538 billion |
Capital | Brooklyn |
Leader | Pink Teletubby |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Flamingo |
The Millennial Pink Sultanate of Lower East Manhattan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pink Teletubby with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.538 billion Lower East Manhattanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Lower East Manhattanian economy, worth 67.8 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,090 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, the world outside is only known of in folklore, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower East Manhattan's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lower East Manhattan is ranked 280,505th in the world and 9,534th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 6.698259602 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lower East Manhattan's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lower East Manhattan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Lower East Manhattan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lower East Manhattan altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Lower East Manhattan, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
- : Following new legislation in Lower East Manhattan, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
- : Following new legislation in Lower East Manhattan, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
- : Following new legislation in Lower East Manhattan, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
- : Following new legislation in Lower East Manhattan, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Lower East Manhattan was refounded in Osiris.