Population | 29.818 billion |
Capital | San Leberdino |
Leader | King Lowellius XVII |
Faith | The Pub Life |
Currency | Centipence |
Animal | Fox |
The Aristocratic Regime of Lowell Leber is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Lowellius XVII with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.818 billion Leberites are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Leberdino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Lowell Leberian economy, worth an astonishing 14,584 trillion Centipences a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 489,102 Centipences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,588,397 per year while the poor average 113,556, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.
Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lowell Leber's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Pub Life.
Lowell Leber is ranked 80,079th in the world and 30th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Stationary, with 605.3243000922 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers.
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Lowell Leber agreed to construct embassies between New Warsaw Pact and Croaso.
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, the nation has learned that pulling out is messy.
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in Lowell Leber, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.