Population | 3.825 billion |
Capital | Enotov |
Leader | Yenot |
Currency | taili |
Animal | raccoon |
The Republic of Low Yanisia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Yenot with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.825 billion Low Yanisianins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enotov. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Low Yanisianny economy, worth 425 trillion tailis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,150 tailis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, anti-government web sites are springing up, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Low Yanisia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Low Yanisia is ranked 105,431st in the world and 1,347th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 403.31055438108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Low Yanisia, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- : Following new legislation in Low Yanisia, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Low Yanisia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in Low Yanisia, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Following new legislation in Low Yanisia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in Low Yanisia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Low Yanisia, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Low Yanisia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Low Yanisia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- : Low Yanisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.