The Kingdom of Lovisa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Dominic with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.431 billion Lovisans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovisan economy, worth a remarkable 3,755 trillion Lovisan Dags a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,072 Lovisan Dags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime is totally unknown. Lovisa's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lovisa is ranked 45,991^st in the world and 227^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 93.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.