Population | 15.727 billion |
Capital | Hopeful |
Leader | Azza |
Faith | Nullus |
Currency | Muse |
Animal | Bilby |
The Free Land of Lovelessness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Azza with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.727 billion Lovelenites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hopeful. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lovelenition economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion Muses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,958 Muses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, both criminals and civilians are DOA, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovelessness's national animal is the Bilby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nullus.
Lovelessness is ranked 268,504th in the world and 9,212th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 11.73504804512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lovelessness's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lovelessness's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lovelessness was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Lovelessness ceased to exist in Gay.
- : Lovelessness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Lovelessness, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
- : Following new legislation in Lovelessness, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in Lovelessness, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
- : Following new legislation in Lovelessness, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Lovelessness, foreign football clubs wave the Lovelenition flag before every game.