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Largest Black Market: 732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 916thHighest Economic Output: 933rd
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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LOVE DOG

Population31.028 billion

CapitalBucharest
LeaderCaesar Jason Scotus Lupus
Faiththe Church of Eternal Light

CurrencyCommonwealth Credit
AnimalDemonic Cheetah

The United Dominion of LOVE DOG is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.028 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,525 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 306,988 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the Dominionite military is limping towards victory, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOVE DOG's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

LOVE DOG is ranked 35,270th in the world and 11th in Gholgoth for Most Stationary, with 1,277.88559187492 days.

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Largest Black Market: 732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 916thHighest Economic Output: 933rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 982ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,596thMost Armed: 2,118thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,367thHighest Average Incomes: 2,674thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,091stLowest Crime Rates: 3,195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,240thLargest Governments: 3,338thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,493rdLargest Populations: 3,961stMost Patriotic: 4,019thMost Efficient Economies: 4,055thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,810thMost Devout: 6,071stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,345thNudest: 6,538thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,605thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,911thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,845thMost Cultured: 10,947thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,656thLargest Retail Industry: 12,484thMost Developed: 12,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,497thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,276thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,458thMost Influential: 19,746thMost Authoritarian: 24,014thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,827th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.

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