The MT Army Museum of LOURD33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 15.997 billion LOURD33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient LOURD33ian economy, worth 686 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,925 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LOURD33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

LOURD33 is ranked 250,719^th in the world and 1^st in League of Ultra Right Dictatorships for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.