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Safety through Concord
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,396thMost Influential: 3,803rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,028th
The Allied States of
Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Lorynia

Population9.961 billion

FaithElreithalyn

CurrencyLaran
AnimalStarling

The Allied States of Lorynia is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.961 billion Lorynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lorynian economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion Larans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,441 Larans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorynia's national animal is the Starling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elreithalyn.

Lorynia is ranked 250,614th in the world and 9,609th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,396thMost Influential: 3,803rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,028thMost Cultured: 4,335thBest Weather: 4,435thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,667thSafest: 4,759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,371stHighest Food Quality: 5,592ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,607thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,069thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,099thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,311thNicest Citizens: 6,355thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,471stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,079thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,250thMost Inclusive: 7,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,286thLowest Crime Rates: 8,340thMost Developed: 9,058thLargest Governments: 10,045thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,192ndMost Pacifist: 12,392ndMost Stationary: 12,810thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,015thSmartest Citizens: 14,788thMost Devout: 14,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,537thMost Income Equality: 19,631stHighest Economic Output: 19,711thMost Patriotic: 20,884thMost Efficient Economies: 22,969th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionSafest: 146th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 165th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 167th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rd in the regionMost Stationary: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 205th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 210th in the regionNicest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 235th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 252nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 278th in the regionLargest Governments: 280th in the regionMost Devout: 285th in the regionMost Developed: 290th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 344th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 369th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 400th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 458th in the regionMost Patriotic: 464th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 525th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 746th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 795th in the regionMost Income Equality: 881st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lorynia was endorsed by The Queendom of Lyonea.
  • : Following new legislation in Lorynia, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Lorynia, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
  • : Following new legislation in Lorynia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Lorynia was endorsed by The Queendom of Kaldrbuth.
  • : Following new legislation in Lorynia, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.
  • : Following new legislation in Lorynia, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Lorynia, the tightness of border controls in Lorynia leave a little to be desired.
  • : Lorynia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Caldarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Lorynia, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.

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