The United Socialist States of Loruch Elidgevr is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 843 million Loruch Elidgevrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Loruch Elidgevrian economy, worth 73.1 trillion Mazovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 86,716 Mazovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loruch Elidgevr is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loruch Elidgevr's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loruch Elidgevr is ranked 59,971^st in the world and 604^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.