The Kingdom of Loringia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 707 million Loringians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polkburg. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Loringian economy, worth 51.9 trillion Palts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,443 Palts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loringia's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loringia is ranked 86,251^st in the world and 3,779^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,934.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.