The Supreme Christmas Lands of Lord Sapre is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mr Doctor Professor Lord King Sir Sapre with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.87 billion Lord Sapreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstotzka. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lord Saprean economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 287,215 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is totally unknown. Lord Sapre's national animal is the vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Protestant.

Lord Sapre is ranked 233,678^th in the world and 1,186^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 4.82 Obesity Rate.