Population | 32.293 billion |
Capital | Swamp |
Leader | Its Controller |
Faith | Necromancy |
Currency | Creature |
Animal | ashen ghoul |
The Rare blue misprint of Lord of the pit is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Its Controller with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.293 billion Lord of the pitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swamp. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Lord of the pitian economy, worth a remarkable 3,763 trillion Creatures a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,536 Creatures, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,001 per year while the poor average 17,683, a ratio of 28.0 to 1.
Drowning sailors are hung out to dry, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lord of the pit's national animal is the ashen ghoul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.
Lord of the pit is ranked 233,293rd in the world and 7,236th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.23379068592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lord of the pit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Lord of the pit's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lord of the pit's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lord of the pit was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Lord of the pit ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Lord of the pit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Lord of the pit's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lord of the pit's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lord of the pit relocated from Underworld to Lazarus.
- : Lord of the pit ceased to exist in Underworld.