NATION

PASSWORD

An Empire United Under One King Cole
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,277thSafest: 9,231stMost Pacifist: 10,352nd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Lonial

Population1.699 billion

CapitalLonial
LeaderKing Cole

CurrencyPanthers
AnimalPanthers

The Empire of Lonial is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Cole with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.699 billion Panthers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonial. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lonialian economy, worth 198 trillion Panthers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 117,012 Panthers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lonial's national animal is the Panthers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lonial is ranked 26,300th in the world and 41st in European Union for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 97.6 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Top
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,277thSafest: 9,231stMost Pacifist: 10,352ndMost Inclusive: 11,566thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,175thHighest Food Quality: 12,710thMost Cultured: 13,063rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,323rdTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,856thMost Developed: 14,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,957thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,069thHealthiest Citizens: 19,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,258thNicest Citizens: 19,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,475thSmartest Citizens: 22,174thLargest Governments: 23,027thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,478thMost Efficient Economies: 26,300th
Top
5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lonial's influence in European Union rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Lonial voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Lonial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

Report