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Most Primitive: 119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th
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Population5.91 billion

LeaderCaptain Laskey

CurrencyFruits and vegetables

The Country of Longsword01 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Laskey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.91 billion Swords are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Longsword01ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion Fruits and vegetableses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,301 Fruits and vegetableses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, Harry Potter books are banned, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Captain Laskey For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Captain Laskey's supporters, and genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longsword01's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Longsword01 is ranked 2,584th in the world and 9th in Enadia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.24 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Primitive: 119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 159thMost Ignorant Citizens: 250thMost Devout: 262ndBest Weather: 527thMost Beautiful Environments: 658thMost Influential: 740thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 790thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,254thLargest Black Market: 1,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,611thLargest Governments: 1,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,978thTop
Most Armed: 2,097thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,234thLowest Crime Rates: 2,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,786thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,898thHighest Average Incomes: 3,003rdMost Cultured: 4,759thMost Efficient Economies: 5,743rdMost Authoritarian: 7,622ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,857thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,118thHighest Economic Output: 10,200thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,180thMost Conservative: 20,234th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Conservative: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the region

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