Protect and support each other Captain Cutter
Most Primitive: 509th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 586th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 700th
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Population3.465 billion

LeaderCaptain Cutter

CurrencyFruits and vegetables
AnimalLekgoto worm

The Country of Longsword01 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Cutter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.465 billion Swords are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Defense, although Environment, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Longsword01ian economy, worth 434 trillion Fruits and vegetableses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,381 Fruits and vegetableses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, it's best not to ask what goes into Infinity Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longsword01's national animal is the Lekgoto worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Longsword01 is ranked 164,698th in the world and 8,986th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Primitive: 509thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 700thMost Ignorant Citizens: 772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 849thMost Influential: 941stBest Weather: 1,131stMost Devout: 1,395thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,506thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,893rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,459thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,252ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,998thLargest Governments: 4,470thMost Cultured: 5,720thLowest Crime Rates: 5,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,280thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,069thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,826thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,833rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,200thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,698thMost Income Equality: 11,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,881stMost Authoritarian: 13,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,792nd
Most Primitive: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 299th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 348th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 364th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 380th in the regionMost Influential: 388th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 506th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 526th in the regionMost Inclusive: 586th in the regionMost Income Equality: 670th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 756th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 758th in the region

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