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The Country of Longsword01 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Cutter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.465 billion Swords are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Defense, although Environment, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Longsword01ian economy, worth 434 trillion Fruits and vegetableses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,381 Fruits and vegetableses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, it's best not to ask what goes into Infinity Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longsword01's national animal is the Lekgoto worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Longsword01 endorsed The Republic of 0Gang.
- : Following new legislation in Longsword01, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
- : Following new legislation in Longsword01, it's best not to ask what goes into Infinity Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
- : Following new legislation in Longsword01, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Longsword01 endorsed The Republic of Elder Realms.
- : Longsword01 was endorsed by The Republic of Elder Realms.
- : Longsword01 endorsed The Free Land of Antityranicals.
- : Longsword01 endorsed The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
- : Longsword01 endorsed The Borderlands of North Altatude.
- : Longsword01 lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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