The Colony of Lonely Light is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning kraken population. The hard-working population of 4.34 billion Lonely Lightians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The Lonely Lightian economy, worth 160 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,015 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lonely Light's national animal is the kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lonely Light is ranked 291,692^nd in the world and 1,253^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Conservative, scoring 24 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.