The Silly Lesbians of Londoniopol is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Enna with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.802 billion Londoniopolians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nara. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Londoniopolian economy, worth 521 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 66,840 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and Enna always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Londoniopol's national animal is the Neko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mochi.

Londoniopol is ranked 42,939^th in the world and 19^th in Atlanticana for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.51 law-abiding acts per hour.