The University of Loma Linda University is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 798 million Loma Lindans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loma Linda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The very strong Loma Lindan economy, worth 40.2 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,418 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,480 per year while the poor average 5,434, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, Harry Potter books are banned, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Loma Lindan nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and Loma Linda University has designated Loma Linda as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Loma Linda University's national animal is the lion.

Loma Linda University is ranked 124,099^th in the world and 182^nd in California Colleges and Universities for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,637.23 Standard Monetary Units.